why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love