*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
Freshmen about to be in the hallways like
'my new year's resolution is to start working out'
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
I hope so too.
Don’t you think it’s sad knowing people don’t enjoy your company? Like, they countdown the days, hours, minutes until you leave? Not necessarily because they hate you, but because you piss people the fuck off. You don’t realize that you always say the wrong thing. Every time!! You don’t realize that everything that comes out of your mouth is a complaint or a rude remark. It’s always something negative from you. You piss me off! You’re so callous to everyone’s feeling, so oblivious to the “hostile environment” that YOU’VE created. I’m so over it. Please find a hobby and chill the fuck out because there is enough negativity in the outside world and I really prefer it stay outside. There is no room for it at home where most people want to relax and be unaffected by the stressful craziness of the world.
'do it for the vine'